nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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