plz talk dirty to me
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
there is puke in my bra ... again
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