She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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