Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
tell me about the eggs
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