Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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