so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I understand Curling. That high.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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