what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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