Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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