East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Four minutes until I can fart!
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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