I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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