You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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