So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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