Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
