who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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