What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
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so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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