I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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