Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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