He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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