where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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