So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
it hurts more in the daytime
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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