New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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