I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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