i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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