I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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