If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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