dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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