i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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