love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize