Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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