so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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