So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize