she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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