I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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