He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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