I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Porn is love you can see.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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