What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
