sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Sext me about skeletons
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
