Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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