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we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So many bounce houses so little time
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
