So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
