I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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