i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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