This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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