Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
