I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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