Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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