we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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