I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
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Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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