More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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