I need help removing her.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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