Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I want a musical about memes.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
