How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
